A lot of gods are bad dudes. Zeus was a total douche, for instance, and we all know that we should really just call him Zouche. That guy in the Old Testament who was into ripping...
Your nuts roasting on an open fire
Herr Drumpf does not see guile
The Orange-elect eats wheatgrass whole
The Orange-elect needs a date, time
The Orange-elect isn’t wussy
The Orange-elect needs a bassist